If it’s good, it will become official.
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin? ex: 1234 is my pin, but backwards 4321 is someone elses pin..
The machine will only accept your pin since you have to swipe your card beforehand.
What if my pin is 1331?
i hope you’re being smart ass
ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.
I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.
ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.
reblogging for the above comment ^
i forget sometimes that an image i drew was the starting image for nearly every portal 2 coop thread on /v/ when the game came out
like i didnt even know and one of my friends who id just met saw my gallery on dA and was like “>you drew brobots”
it was an odd time
this was the image btw
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LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS BECAUSE, MAN, THE INTERNET IS DAMN SCARY AND THEY’RE REASONABLE PEOPLE.
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AND HERE’S THE RAD AS FUCK PART: AT CHECKOUT, YOU’RE GOING TO SELECT SHIP2MYID, AND PUT IN YOUR FRIEND’S EMAIL, AND THAT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING IT FOR PUTTING IN A SHIPPING ADDRESS.
YOUR FRIEND’S GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING ‘HEY SOME RAD FUCKER WANTS TO SEND YOU SHIT’ AND THEY’RE GOING TO SAY YES AND PUT IN THEIR ADDRESS TOTALLY SAFELY. AND THEY’RE GOING TO GET ALL THE GODDAMN COFFEE CAKE THEY CAN EAT, SAFE AND EASY AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME INTERNET STRANGER HAVING THEIR ADDRESS.
SHIP2MYID IS WORKING ON PARTNERING WITH OTHER COMPANIES TOO TO MAKE GIFTING SHIT ONLINE EASIER THAN EVER. TELL ME THAT’S NOT RAD. YOU CAN’T.
USE THE CODE HOLIDAY25 BEFORE THE 11TH FOR FUCKING 25% OFF. CAN’T BEAT THAT SHIT.
SPREAD THE WORD FUCKERS
Oh dang, this is awesome.
not everyone who blogs about social justice issues is a social justice warrior! there are social justice clerics, social justice rogues, social justice rangers, and social justice wizards, among other classes. nobody’s going to get anywhere without diversity; if you go into any boss dungeon with a party consisting entirely of social justice warriors and expect to beat it then you are going to be sorely disappointed.