Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
He actually did thank the trans community but Tumblr is so desperate to hate him they are spreading false rumours about him being a rapist.
I think that speaks for itself.
thespiandeacon asked: card ideas for intermission cards against humanity
What is Lord English using to motivate the Felt?
Hearts Boxcars hates ________
Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and ______________.
What did I get for Midwinter?
My trove is made of hearts, diamonds and ________________.
I’ve had a lot of good tricks played on me but nothing was so memorable as the day my charm mate pranked me with _______________.
The Midnight City Opera House has composed a two hour epic dedicated to ______________.
Why do I look for in a charm partner?
Sawbuck’s monster cock
Die eating a sandwich while sitting on a corpse
Timetravel assisted gangbangs
Matchsticks beating someone to death with a fire extinguisher
Spade Slick’s arm
Making love on Lord English’s coat while Doc Scratch provides commentary
An excellent host
An extended BDSM session with Snowman and her whip
Itchy facefucking every member of the Felt
Die getting a swirlie in the front hall washroom
Nonconsensual future trail blowjobs
Aggressively jigging at your charm partner
Drinking bathtub gin and puking on the stickball table
A lack of lube leading to a rugburn in an intimate place
Disabled Young Adult Seeking Help!
I’m 23, disabled, homeless, and I desperately need help to pay for my medication that is running out this week.My name’s Shayne (Shay). I’m trans*/non-binary, disabled, have zero income/financial support, a service animal, and I have no place to live right now.
I suffer from a number of disorders and syndromes including:
• Ehler-danlos syndrome
• cold urticaria
• adrenal insufficiency
• Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
• postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome
• poly cystic ovarian syndrome
• neuropathy nos
• major depressive disorder
I’m largely immobile and cannot work. Neither one of my biological family’s homes are a safe place for me to go. This is for a multitude of reasons.
I was promised to receive my share of an apartment deposit (total was $800) from my ex. Along with the payment for a parking ticket ($100) on my father’s car that they had gotten.
I was kind enough to understand financial stress and allow spread out payments.
When I had found out that they had been lying/cheating all 2.3 years we’d been together, they decided that “I didn’t deserve it anymore.” In addition to losing that money, I lost them and their family as my only support system.
I have no money apart from some pocket change. I’m currently living in a motel paid for by Salvation Army until Tuesday morning, and after that my service cat and I only have my car to live in.
Being in Wisconsin and sleeping in my car is dangerous because of the cold. Worse yet, something in my car is misfiring, meaning that until I can get it fixed with an electrical tuneup ($300 estimated), it’s practically useless and even more dangerous to live in.
To give you an idea of my expenses: my anxiety meds cost $1 flat through DHS, which is a blessing, but my pain medication is extremely important for me to have and runs around $89. My total cost of medications per month is around $175 and total cost of living is about $300, not including rent or personal items.
I’m asking Tumblr for help because I don’t know what to do until my disability determination is made, and that could take a very long time.
I thankfully have food stamps, but I need to find a way to keep paying for a place to stay that’s heated and safe, and most importantly, my medication. These past months have been extremely difficult and I need help.
I have a few friends from college willing to take my service animal and I in, but this would require my car fixed and all medications sorted out as they live across the country.
I’m willing to show my medical record, prove of income, anything to prove that this is genuine.
If you’re able to donate to help me, please, please message me.
I can now take PayPal donations:
Directly on the Donation Page
Or send it to
Any help is appreciated so much and once I am able to feel like I am in a safe and healthy environment; I am confident that I can win the fight against these illnesses. I promise that whatever happens; I will spend my time creating some sort of non-profit with the goal of helping young adults in similar situations.
Thank you again,
I’m running our of meds starting the day after tomorrow. Please anyone….
Endometriosis and PCOS hit home hard with me, especially endometriosis. And Ehler-Danlos syndrome? that’s a terrible amount of pain…
signal boosting. You’re in my thoughts, Shayne.
I’m broke as hell, but you’re in my thoughts, man. Best wishes to you. If I could, I’d make you something delicious and warm and bring it to you everyday.
Anonymous asked: quarters tries to bake a cake
"What do you usually use to bake cakes????" Quarters stared into an open drawer at an assortment of various items.
"What do you mean what do you use to bake cakes?" Sawbuck called out the other room where everyone was drinking and playing poker.
"You use an oven!" Itchy shouted.
"Like put in the oven???” Quarters yelled back, still confused by the items in the kitchen. He checked another drawer. Nothing became clearer. What was he supposed to do?
"Put it in a pan!" Fin yelled back. There were various snickers from the rest of the Felt.
"No, that’s too much work." Quarters said, then clarified, "No, I mean, what kind of pan?"
"A CAKE PAN!" Stitch shouted while the others dissolved into laughter. Quarters flipped off the other room even though they couldn’t see him and he dug out a couple of pans, trying to figure out which one was a cake pan.
After settling on a pan, he opened the cake mix and poured it into a bowl, then stared at the instructions with confusion. “Is canola oil the same as oil?????? Like for cakes or should I not use that? I don’t want to start a fire.”
"Oh my goooooood." Crowbar muttered. Snowman was laughing incredulously.
"Yes, canola oil is the oil they’re talking about." Sawbuck patiently attempts to explain, as the others quickly talk over him.
"What the fuck is he even doing?" Trace asks as he comes in and ducks his head into the kitchen. "What the fuck Quarters?"
"I’m making a cake. It’s uh. In a box." He shakes a box at Trace. "Wait how long do I bake this for?"
"CHECK THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BOX!" Itchy calls out from the other room.
"Where? I don’t see any instructions-" Quarters turns the box, then pauses and furrows his brow. "Oh, wait, I found them."
He mixed the cake and poured it into the pan. Then he stared at the oven. There was general chatter from the other room as they had fun. Quarters was starving and he wanted to eat something right now. But now he didn’t know what to do.
"Guys… how do you put the pan in the oven?" Quarters asked again. The chatter died in an instant, replaced with laughter and incredulous moans of pain.
BASED ON REAL LIFE EVENTS